>Be freshman at ivy league
>take honors math but its taught by a senile old man
>two weeks in and still hasn't written a single note on the board
>enough of the bullshit so I ask him why hes wasting our time and hes wasting the money of the parents paying 60k a year to learn
>professor starts acting like a petulant child towards me and tells admins to not let me drop the class
>give through chain of command and nobody cares, so decide to take matters into my own hands
>when admins are on lunch break, sneak and and drop myself from class and add myself to non honors version
>they catch me and as for my name
"MY NAME IS NICO BALZAC REMEMBER IT"
>top kek
>get 90 on first exam in non honors class
>professor sits on on non h ok nors class becaus they've been trying to find Nico Balzac
>get caught and forced to take honors class
>get C in it
>play the long con and manipulate professor into looking for child porn and report him to FBI
>now he wears an ankle bracelet
>now nobody takes him seriously and has reputation ruined
>mfw I'm now in the tech industry and regularly getting interviewed by FAANG and hedge funds
>mfw
>take honors math but its taught by a senile old man
>two weeks in and still hasn't written a single note on the board
>enough of the bullshit so I ask him why hes wasting our time and hes wasting the money of the parents paying 60k a year to learn
>professor starts acting like a petulant child towards me and tells admins to not let me drop the class
>give through chain of command and nobody cares, so decide to take matters into my own hands
>when admins are on lunch break, sneak and and drop myself from class and add myself to non honors version
>they catch me and as for my name
"MY NAME IS NICO BALZAC REMEMBER IT"
>top kek
>get 90 on first exam in non honors class
>professor sits on on non h ok nors class becaus they've been trying to find Nico Balzac
>get caught and forced to take honors class
>get C in it
>play the long con and manipulate professor into looking for child porn and report him to FBI
>now he wears an ankle bracelet
>now nobody takes him seriously and has reputation ruined
>mfw I'm now in the tech industry and regularly getting interviewed by FAANG and hedge funds
>mfw
