To whoever created the COVID-19 virus, I fucking love you so much. You're a god damn genius.

- Only kills extremely unhealthy people during a time period where chronic disease and poor health are dangerously degrading the human population, causing societal chaos due to the majority of the population being poorly developed and poorly functioning.

- Only kills the generation that was so short-sighted and self-interested that they left us massive problems such as climate change, pollution, and overpopulation.

- Only kills the elderly during a time where lower population growth is making people concerned about who's going to pay for/take care of the elderly. To the point where people are advocating continuing the economic ponzi scheme of "have more kids so their wages can pay for the elderly", despite all the severe damage overpopulation is doing to the environment, and the unethical practice of extremely poor health people (easily over 90% of the US population) using their bodies to create more poorly developed, poorly functioning people.

- Gets people to start behaving in ways that is reducing their contributions to climate change and pollution.

- Undetectable that it's a synthetic virus.