Gentlemen and autists, it has come to my attention that women are attracted to tiger cubs. However, the problem with tiger cubs is that they eventually become big cats. So therefore we must investigate genetically engineering tigers to not develop further than the kitten stage or engineering domestic cats to look like tigers. Obviously the latter is preferred, due to the difficulty in working with big cats. Let's face it, if we can't manage this how can we manage genetically engineered catgirls or living onaholes?