Hey /sci/. Universe here. You guys are all wrong about the speed of light. Also you're being lazy and not realizing that relativity also pertains to any notion of "scale." How did you forget about scale. Man.

You see, light travels 299792458 m/s, sure. But choose a DIFFERENT length to be a "meter" unit, and you will observe that light travels 299792458 m/s at that scale. I'm serious. Check it out. It's neat. The time dilation at different scales is trippy. There's this other conscious entity; it observes the universe at different scales recreationally just for the weird effect.

You dumb fucks have been measuring me, making me look all fat and expansive. I'm very dainty. Get it right.

Also good job on 2019-nCoV, fagets.