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Are you circumcised? That means jerking off is no longer fun.

You see, it's important to get satisfying pleasures in life. You need to feel something good, that makes you say "ah yes, that was enough, now i can spend a few hours studying and doing chores without being distracted"

Without a good pleasure, you waste several hours chasing pleasure in an uneasy state, and procrastinate in favor of chasing pleasure.

Well, don't worry! I used to fear that masturbation with a foreskin was the only real pleasure, and that circumcision left me permanentnly on edge and unsatisfied.

Well, it's okay! Some hobbies can be VERY fun and gratifying. Take organic chemistry. You can do fun things with organic chemistry. You can mix together chemicals, make acids, and build cool molecules. Some of these molecules have cool smells. And there are several unique smells, some which haven't even been reported. Each molecule has its own unique smell. Just adding one atom to a molecule can change it from pear to cherry.

Esters are one of my favorites. You can make them from any carboxylic acid and any alcohol, and there are dozens of combinations for dozens of unique smells. For example, the esters shown in the pic related. Butyl acetate and isobutyl acetate are structural isomers, meaning their molecules have the same number of atoms, with the only difference being the arrangement of the atoms. But this tiny difference completely changes the smell. And they're easy to make at home! I mix the alcohol with a 3 molar excess of acetic acid, a few drops of sulfuric acid, and reflux for 5 hours.

Alcohols are cool too. Alcohols themselves have interesting aromas, and they're fun to make. In picture related I show a reaction I plan to do. First I would convert isopropyl alcohol to 2-bromopropane, using hydrobromic acid that i made myself from pool tablet sodium bromide. Then I would add it to anhydrous ether with magnesium turnings to make the grignard reagent, then add acetone....