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i don't get it

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 12:12:11 2020 No.11506148 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11506156 >>11506159 >>11506160 >>11506166 >>11506174 >>11506183

someone explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:14:31 No.11506156 Report

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>>11506148
mathematicians are retarded and the third person is a jinn but only philosopher and knower of Quran understands it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:15:16 No.11506159 Report

Quoted By: >>11506164

>>11506148
the building has zero people.
The building gains two people.
Three people leave.
The building now has -1 person. If someone goes in, the building will be empty with zero people in it.
Thats the only thing that makes sense to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:15:22 No.11506160 Report

Quoted By: >>11506164

>>11506148
Are you talking about the mathematician's remarks?
He's saying that the number of people in the building is 2 - 3 = -1 so if you +1 then the number goes back to 0.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:17:23 No.11506164 Report

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>>11506159
>>11506160
fuck, i feel retarded for not having gotten that
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:18:01 No.11506166 Report

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>>11506148
By the way the building is stated to be empty. This makes the philosopher wrong. It also makes the engineer wrong, as we know the exavt numbers no matter how incompetent they are. Unless of course he means that they didnt see someone and thusly didnt count them. It sounds like he believes they actually miscounted people they saw, which we can confirm to be wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:22:40 No.11506174 Report

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>>11506148
Perspective and ABCs for reasoning

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:25:52 No.11506183 Report

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>>11506148
Is this a riddle or a joke would help

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:27:30 No.11506186 Report

Quoted By: >>11506190

anyone got any good jokes of this kind (engineer, physicist, mathematician)? i googled and found a couple online

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:29:17 No.11506190 Report

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>>11506186
not strictly the same kind, but in the same ballpark, portrays engineers very accurately

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:33:20 No.11506197 Report

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>>11506190
again, not strictly the same, but i found it funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 12:55:12 No.11506236 Report

Quoted By: >>11506259

Here's one I like:
A statistician, a philosopher, and a mathematician are travelling by train through Scotland. They look out the window and see a black sheep on a field.
"Amazing", says the statistician, "all sheep in Scotland are black!".
"No" says the philosopher, "you can't conclude that, you only know that there is at least one black sheep in Scotland".
"Actually" the mathematician says "we only know that in Scotland there exist at least one field in Scotland with a sheep that is black on at least one side".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 13:07:24 No.11506259 Report

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>>11506236
that's an old chestnut

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 18:44:52 No.11506829 Report

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>>11506197
>is it any coincidence that pissing shitting and fucking all happen within 2 inches of each other?
>they're all sources of pleasure

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