>>11500888>Water floods everywhere, trying to maximize its coverage. Water is alive.Only a fool would deny this.
>>11500984>Water doesn't replicate itself though.That just isn't true. If this trend continues you will have to abandon your life purpose and accept that he is a brainlet. Just this once I will help you, because you don't know any better. We must prevent reality from closing in. Yes. We shall conduct the thought experiment.
Verily, I say unto thee: water vs ice, who wins?
If there is any fairness in the universe, the answer will reveal itself to you as quick as a wink, and you will be all but forced to attain enlightenment.