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Does caffeine stunt neurogenesis, lowering intelligence?

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 19:28:14 2020 No.11489836 View Reply Original Report

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Everyday at my university I notice a MASSIVE line of (typically blonde) 'Stacies' standing behind the starbucks waiting to get their daily coffee that they just CAN'T go a day without. What is it with this phenomenon? Are these dumb blondes just addicted addicted to sugar or something? Or is the caffeine "infecting" them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 19:30:23 No.11489843 Report

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>>11489836
where do you live? Didn't think unis were still open anywhere..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 19:39:16 No.11489856 Report

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Good looking people are constantly rewarded for existing. A side effect of this is almost universal participation in mainstream cultural phenomena in a sheep-like fashion. Imagine if socializing made your life easier and better and was a constant source of validation, rather than being a constant source of misery and envy. You too would be in line like a brainless failed abortion to buy the latest trendy $5 coffee.

tl;dr good looking people are mindless trend following parasites

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 19:50:07 No.11489889 Report

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>>11489836
>Everyday at my university I notice a MASSIVE line of (typically blonde) 'Stacies' standing behind the starbucks waiting to get their daily coffee that they just CAN'T go a day without. What is it with this phenomenon? Are these dumb blondes just addicted addicted to sugar or something? Or is the caffeine "infecting" them?
that's some very solid proof for your theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 20:07:19 No.11489942 Report

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>>11489836
Oh for fuck’s sake

The phrase “every day” is spelled just like it’s said: as TWO DIFFERENT WORDS

“Everyday” (one word) is an adjective that is used to describe something that is ordinary/commonly found (example: “an everyday occurence”) it is NOT interchangeable with the phrase “every day”

I swear to God, Americans are so fucking stupid. Most people in the developed world are fluent in at least 2 languages, meanwhile these Americans can’t even speak their own language properly.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 20:15:16 No.11489961 Report

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>>11489942
How could you possibly care? You're the type of person to call someone stupid based on a typo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 20:17:18 No.11489967 Report

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>>11489836
why are ugly, pale neckbeards found in warhammer stores? why do successful people attend open house event for expensive properties? why do kids go and see the new monsters inc movies? different groups in society enjoy different things.

you won't find any ammunition in starbucks buying habits, autist.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 20:17:55 No.11489969 Report

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>>11489961
>>11489942

Yep, he couldve simply laughed at my inferiority without posting about it. But thank you for being empathetic enough to educate me.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 20:20:38 No.11489978 Report

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>>11489856
this (apart from the bitter, jealous undertone)

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 20:29:51 No.11490004 Report

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>>11489978
Why would you not be bitter and jealous? You only get one life, and these fucking pieces of shit get one infinitely better that they didn’t earn and don’t deserve. Name something more deserving of vitriol and resentment than that.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 21:54:48 No.11490199 Report

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>>11489836
Dumbass stacies not smart enough to make their coffee at home. Has nothing to do with the caffeine, it has to do with how they decide to get their caffeine.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 21:58:14 No.11490211 Report

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>>11489836
Go into your math department and try to find a white math prof who doesn't drink coffee
I know exactly one across either of the universities I've studied at

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 22:02:24 No.11490223 Report

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>>11489889
>that's some very solid proof for your theory
this. can't believe how stupid this post is but i believe OP is completely serious w/ his "is coffee bad 4 u" meme inquiry.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 22:55:53 No.11490349 Report

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>>11489978
You do realize that people sincerely want your kind the worst? What is wrong being bitter when these people can't even be bothered to be kind to the least fortune. Don't worry, soon the shit will hit the fan I will love to see your faces when your useless fragile bodies and brains are not useful for anything.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 23:56:08 No.11490517 Report

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>>11489942
People in the developing world know 2 or 3 language lol

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:26:23 No.11490578 Report

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>>11489836
Doubt it. I drink 3 bangs a day and I'm the smartest person on /sci/

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 00:27:37 No.11490582 Report

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>>11489856
this is actually insightful, thanks anon

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 01:02:47 No.11490690 Report

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what the fuck you have Starbucks inside campus?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 01:04:40 No.11490694 Report

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>>11490578
That's nothing to brag about.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 01:04:50 No.11490697 Report

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>>11489836
i like sipping on drinks. starbucks has good sippers

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 01:46:26 No.11490781 Report

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>>11489836
Caffeine enhances your memory recall and executive functioning

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:23:47 No.11490874 Report

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>>11489942
You might not want to insult someone for leaving out a space when you haven't figured out how to end sentences with a punctuation mark.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:36:52 No.11490909 Report

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>>11489942
>>>/lit/

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:38:39 No.11490913 Report

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only bad sides of caffeine are sleep and tolerance.
i drink 15 cups of black coffee and barely feel it

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 07:02:46 No.11491402 Report

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>>11490199
Aren’t stacies smart and beautiful?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 16:16:33 No.11492265 Report

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>>11490913
>i drink 15 cups of black coffee and barely feel it
How are you not in the bathroom constantly either pissing or shitting? I drink very strong coffee specifically so I don't have to drink a lot of fluid.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 16:23:40 No.11492282 Report

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>>11489836
Idk are all the dumb, obese nigger women I see just addicted to welfare, fast food, and malt liquor or something? Kill yourself incel. Most of those "Stacies" will be going on to graduate school or professional school and become lawyers or MBAs. The rest of them will marry wealthy high IQ chads that work in finance, medicine, and STEM. You will continue to be a fat neckbeard loser, or alternatively, you will continue to be a fat, pink haired, antifa tranny.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 16:29:49 No.11492296 Report

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>>11489967
Awful use of statistics man, in this thread you should compare warhammer/rpg stores and stacies. I'm assuming that warhammer stores sell coffee.

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