Scientifically speaking, what are women attracted to?

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Any women here? Please enlighten us. Trying to figure out why my dick isn't wet despite the fact that my IQ is swole from all the Rick and Morty.
I wrote the following looking into this question: https://oligarchicalneoformalism.blogspot.com/2020/02/part-i-few-questions-are-as-important.html
TLDR: it's 60% looks, 35% status, 5% direct behavior
I guess it's time to hit the gym, boys
Kind of unfair considering women just have to breathe to get laid (well not even lmao)
We live in a society