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>I study data science

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 03:59:12 2020 No.11479103 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11479155 >>11479162 >>11480377 >>11482999

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:18:06 No.11479155 Report

Quoted By: >>11479168 >>11479173

>>11479103
So you do nothing?

I know you do nothing, I've seen what the brightest minds at a fortune 500 company do and was astounded by what grants a person a 6 figure salary

Life is a joke, there are people getting 12k a month for SQL and they don't even know how to use SQL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:22:27 No.11479162 Report

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>>11479103
>>>/g/tfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:24:36 No.11479168 Report

Quoted By: >>11479191

>>11479155
this anon is rigth. I teach a course in excel and SQL @ uni and i dont know how to use either of the two. I just watch a tutorial the day before class and repeat the same exact excercises to my students and then give them problems i downloaded from the internet and make sure i dont have to answer any question.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:25:51 No.11479173 Report

Quoted By: >>11479187

>>11479155
why won't you do sql if you know how to do it then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:30:34 No.11479187 Report

Quoted By: >>11479286 >>11480267

>>11479173
I have too much pride for my own good. I'm a ditch digger and regularly tell people that I'm dumb and know nothing. People get mad. They know I'm lying. At least it's the opposite of being a yes man that knows nothing. The things I've learned and done in my life are truly impressive, the job I have now I got with a handshake and a promise that I would work myself to the bone every day. My boss asked if I had a resume and I said simply said no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:32:57 No.11479191 Report

Quoted By: >>11479197

>>11479168
try designing generic sql, dml and ddl processes on data warehouse with 100s of TB tables, each updated NRT without it going brrrrrrt

and its 10% of what datascience buzzword means in real job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:36:51 No.11479197 Report

Quoted By: >>11479204

>>11479191
I really wish I could talk about my experiences at so and so fourtune 500, but I don't want to destroy a stock price and tens of thousands of lives.

All I have to say is that we live in a world operated by retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 04:40:03 No.11479204 Report

Quoted By: >>11479268

>>11479197
>All I have to say is that we live in a world operated by retards.
that's the one thing every retard repeats every fucking day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 05:08:50 No.11479268 Report

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>>11479204
Don't be in denial. There are coding issues that could compromise billion dollar companies and they go ignored and even hidden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 05:17:03 No.11479286 Report

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>>11479187
so fucking cringe

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 05:54:01 No.11479387 Report

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All science is data science, because if your science doesn't have data, then it isn't a science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 06:21:16 No.11479441 Report

Quoted By: >>11480320 >>11480377

Data science is for pretty hipsters that can get a job easily by doing some copy paste shit project and then just letting their social skills and hispter looks do the rest.

Man, it sucks being ugly as fuck. I could be earning a shit-ton otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 10:40:48 No.11479754 Report

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I got into a uni for Statistics and Data Science, but it was really just a safety major for electrical engineering. Oh well, I submitted a major change request, let's see what happens.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 15:30:27 No.11480267 Report

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>>11479187
nice story, let me guess after you got the job everyone clapped?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 15:49:04 No.11480307 Report

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>>1147975
Safety major for EE? you must be a dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 15:57:24 No.11480320 Report

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>>11479441
Everybody is going to wear gas masks to work from now on anyway bro, doesn’t matter if you’re ugly

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Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 16:20:45 No.11480377 Report

Quoted By: >>11480431 >>11482307

>>11479441
>>11479387
>>11479103
"Data science" is a bullshit job that jews give to other jews to let them move up the company latter and make tons of money. Every "data scientist" I have ever known has been a do-nothing jew that is expecting a promotion soon
TDLR don't go for "data science" if you're white

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 16:53:45 No.11480431 Report

Quoted By: >>11480560 >>11482295

>>11480377
Eric Schmidt is not gay you humongous retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 17:47:41 No.11480560 Report

Quoted By: >>11481077

>>11480431
It says goy you illiterate retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 20:24:59 No.11481077 Report

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>>11480560
>white tekst on black background
Maximum overretard is the only person that could make something so unreadable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2020 04:25:22 No.11482295 Report

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>>11480431
based retarded retard poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2020 04:35:21 No.11482307 Report

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>>11480377
Why is Hulu there and not Netflix even though Netflix is much larger? Why is the CEO of Hulu listed as Jewish? Why is Comcast guy listed as Jewish? Why isn’t amazon there or at&t which owns warner, hbo, etc?

In one minute I spotted all these lies and convenient omissions of massive media companies that would all be green names. You /pol/ trogs manipulated by this type of shit are literal retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2020 11:39:06 No.11482999 Report

Quoted By: >>11484133

>>11479103
what sorting algorithm do you use?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2020 21:14:18 No.11484133 Report

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>>11482999
I did my Ph.D. in mergesort. I recommend it.

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