I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.
I'm here on the boards of /tv/ at
4channel.org, where a vicious beast called "the janitor" lurks in the shadows. His diet consists of hot pockets, and he spends most of his time jerking off on his anime body pillow. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure him out, to see his fabled sting. Also known as a "ban," the janitor's sting can hurt for up to 3 days on average, but in rare cases, have had residual effects for a lifetime. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the janitor is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sting.
Kids, don't try this at home.
Janny... you're a nigger.
AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh
That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness.
