Science is a simulation.

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Scientists do not have direct assess to the ultimate truth concerning any given object but instead recreate it by reframing the subject over a constructed blueprint which represent the assumptions and prejudices that best suit the stablished status quo at the time.
As Sagan remarked "Science is the new religion." ie. it is of dogma, with dogma, by dogma.
Therefore it follows marsupials do not explode mayonnaise on Sunday.