I have to work you up to this, my dudes, so bare with me for a second and follow the logic. The payoff is worth it since this is the biggest red pill since evolution and germ theory.

Nasa has concluded the Universe is likely infinite, that means you could get bigger and bigger forever. Okay, so imagine a man so big he is made out of galaxies (gatoms). Each gatom in his being is a galaxy. Think about how slow that galaxy man would be moving relative the men in his gatoms, because light is the universe's speed limit so its the conversion factor between the different scales. Follow along so far?

Okay, now heres the red pill. Imagine the inverse. If the Universe is infinite than inagine that we are thise galaxy men, and every atom of our being is a galaxy. Imagine how slow we would be moving relative to the galaxies that makeup our being... so slow that the stars which we call electrons would appear to jump around randomly.

I am saying this is the case.

The universe is infinite. Atoms are galaxies. Quantum effects are simply because of the insane quickness occuring at that scale relative to our own. Quickness so insane that it cannot even be tracked from our scale, and yet the speed of light is never broken.