>>11437718Dear Madam,
I saw your "forever alone" lament on the 4channel "Science and Math" and noticed that I, too, am forever alone -- de facto, not de jure. Although I have not completed high school, I am planning to go back in September next, and meanwhile am keeping abreast on the latest developments through a plethora of Science and Mathematics podcasts and YouTube channels. I have a measured IQ of 133 (Stanford Binet) [spoiler:lit]and have sampled a number of prophylactic brands -- I must confess I found the LARGER sizes more comfortable[/spoiler:lit].
Do write back at your earliest convenience, as my patience knows its limits. My passionate Id may be easily inflamed, but my cold and rational Superego remains at the controls in our relationship. Truth be told, I have been hurt before, and have had difficulty of late in conferring trust upon others when it matters most. Yet I am more than willing to give it another go with a scientific-minded girl -- with a sinless, sinuous, supple woman such as you, yourself appear to be.
I have a car and am willing to travel up to 400 km (no, not miles) out of Cleveland. Reply to this post and we'll see if I might just be Cleaving to your hand. :)