I work with the CDC. We have recently discovered how to cure the coronavirus but have not yet released it to the public due to ethical concerns. In order for it to work, you must first be clamped. If you are already born and not clamped, you are out of luck. Next, you must be circumcised. Make sure that all the appropriate foreskin is removed to avoid complications. Lastly, you must be vaccinated and then irradiated with 5G. Note that this won’t work if you are experiencing a copper deficiency so remember to consume lots of prune juice (rich in copper) while being irradiated. Assuming you have followed these steps carefully, you will be cured of coronavirus. Have a nice day.
