ITT We Scientifically Hypothesize about the Pseud Problem

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What traits do pseuds have in common? What can we do to get rid of the pseuds?
I'll start:
>posts math equations on an anime message board to make himself feel smart
>argues in bad faith and can't stay on topic
>projects midwit status constantly
>makes fun of practical knowledge like engineering
>studies obscure, impractical topics to look good on 4chan
>uses unnecessarily obscure jargonoid lingo/notation for simple problems