>>11415799OP here. The truth is, I... I don't actually have a penis in the traditional sense... You see, I, uhh... I've been told my whole life what a complete dickhead I am. My friend and family tried so hard to tell me, but I wouldn't listen. Anons, I... I should've know that their hearts were in the right place and that they meant well. I should have listened. It... took me a long time to accept what I really am, but when the realisation hit me, a wave of pure good feeling came all over me, and I began to feel comfortable in my own skin. So I paid a surgeon to relocate my little nubbin, and had it stapled onto my forehead. They day I walked out the the clinic was the best day of my life. I still remember the looks everyone was giving me... They must have seen the confidence in me, the confidence I've felt ever since. I may be a depressed loser, and NEET for life, but it was worth it. I AM a dickhead.
