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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 05:07:24 2020 No.11412578 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11412587 >>11412663 >>11412681 >>11412713 >>11412740 >>11412749 >>11412771 >>11413108 >>11413152 >>11413181 >>11413196 >>11414261

Why have you not signed up for cryotronics yet /sci/? If you fund it from a life insurance policy its only $10 a month.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 05:12:32 No.11412587 Report

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>>11412578
*cyronics

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 06:02:04 No.11412663 Report

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>>11412578
I'm typing this from inside the frozen tube. It's pretty chill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 06:11:04 No.11412681 Report

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>>11412578
Because it's bullshit and you must have your body burned to ash after death to properly pass over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 06:27:30 No.11412713 Report

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>>11412578
who says i haven't? I'm gonna love the robo-fascist overlords when I wake up

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 06:38:18 No.11412730 Report

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>>11412713
Just the odds anon, less than 5k total people have signed up (all companies).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 06:45:48 No.11412740 Report

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>>11412578
maybe when I get older.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 06:56:06 No.11412749 Report

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>>11412578
even if you can prevent brain tissue from being destroyed with cryonic freezing it suffers from a pseudo transporter problem. that said i'll still do it as a last ditch effort.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 07:08:15 No.11412771 Report

Quoted By: >>11412779 >>11412810 >>11413135

>>11412578
>how to live forever with cryonics
>step 1 give us money
>step 2 DIE
>...
>PROFIT

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 07:17:51 No.11412779 Report

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>>11412771
If it helps any it's a non profit

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 07:22:04 No.11412786 Report

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>>11412749
>it suffers from a pseudo transporter problem

So does going to bed. There’s no such thing as continuous identity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 07:22:58 No.11412789 Report

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>>11412786
not the same. sleeping still has brain activity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 07:24:11 No.11412792 Report

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>>11412779
>how to live forever with cryonics
>step 1 give us money
>step 2 DIE
>...
>BREAK EVEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 07:31:37 No.11412810 Report

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>>11412771
>>11412792
where is the
>?????
step?

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 09:48:03 No.11413108 Report

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>>11412578
i dont wanna live longer than i have to

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 09:50:14 No.11413113 Report

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>>11412779
non profit doesn't mean they don't make money off it retard
look at the salaries they give out themselves for starters

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 09:51:06 No.11413114 Report

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>>11413113
It does correlate with not profit seeking.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 09:55:42 No.11413120 Report

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>>11413114
because there are no for profit investors who have financial interest in shilling the company

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 09:56:45 No.11413121 Report

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>>11413114
>>11413120

*but it doesn't change that if you purchase their service, they'll get more money, so the points listed stand.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 10:00:34 No.11413125 Report

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>>11413121
Yes please go off and do your DIY back yard cyronics that continues to operate after your death somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 10:07:46 No.11413135 Report

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>>11413125
hey i have no issue with it, just pointed out that

>>11412771's points aren't wrong

i do think it's bs though, i'm a multi millionaire so it's not the 50k, literally wouldn't wish this shit on my enemies even if it worked. human beings simply aren't meant to live so long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 10:10:08 No.11413138 Report

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>>11413135
>i'm a multi millionaire so it's not the 50k,
you and me and the next dude bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 10:10:48 No.11413141 Report

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>>11413125
You can solve it. BAN COMPUTERS. Then all those fuckers will have nothing better to do than to fuck all day and night lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 10:20:52 No.11413152 Report

Quoted By: >>11415258

>>11412578
Because it's retarded bullshit that turns your body into mush. Have you ever eaten unfrozen strawberries (or other fruit? Why shouldn't I expect the same happen to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 10:38:49 No.11413181 Report

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>>11412578
if you're under the age of 40 you're better off just waiting for anti ageing technology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 10:51:13 No.11413196 Report

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>>11412578
One life of suffering was enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 19:24:19 No.11414251 Report

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If I had the cash, I'd try it out for shits and giggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 19:28:20 No.11414261 Report

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>>11412578
>signed up for cryotronics
You...realize we build this shit on the daily right? If your looking for some autists to power hour your shit, you should talk to /biz/ or /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Feb 2020 03:21:04 No.11415258 Report

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>>11413152
>he does not know what anti-freeze is
They slowly pump your corpse full of shit that stops ice crystals. It's not a fucking veg in a freezer.

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