>be me
>tested as low IQ since childhood
>only interested in vidya and anime
>parents wont accept it
>hire private tutors
>brainwash me into STEM
>get shitty GPAs in high school
>still get accepted at an Ivy League college thanks to affirmative action
>struggle
>pass the exams after multiple attempts because colleges dont allow you to fail
>somehow graduate
>apply for jobs
>cant pass IQ and personality tests so get rejected everywhere
>somehow get accepted into a PhD grad program at ANOTHER Ivy League college
>struggle
>everyone knows Im low IQ but still they canât let me fail
>produce the shittiest research ever that ended our research department as everyone left by the end of it
>graduate with a PhD regardless
>apply for jobs
>STILL cant pass those IQ and personality tests, even for McDonalds or Walmart
>100s of rejections later, a hedge fund takes a chance on me just because I have an Ivy League PhD
>skip all the IQ and personality tests as its assumed Iâm a genius with my PhD
>getting paid $150k a year
>place is full of super intelligent chads who lift and stacies with supermodel looks - literally peak of human genetics
>assigned a work buddy who worked at NASA and an Ex-Olympian,
>is a complete science freak and speaks in equations
>pretend I understand what he is saying
>starts drawing some complicated math shit on the white board to devise a trading strategy
>asks me for my opinion
>mfw I dont even understand the math
>just throw some buzz words
>save my skin
>do this for about 1 month and everyone is starting to suspect Im a complete fucking retard
>MD calls me to his office to say Im underperforming (no shit)
>instead, gives me a $20k bonus expecting that will increase my performance
>mfw
I feel like either I continue down my path and eventually get found out I am a complete fucking fraud, or I abandon my entire past, titles and contacts and start a new life with the money Ive earned so far.
>tested as low IQ since childhood
>only interested in vidya and anime
>parents wont accept it
>hire private tutors
>brainwash me into STEM
>get shitty GPAs in high school
>still get accepted at an Ivy League college thanks to affirmative action
>struggle
>pass the exams after multiple attempts because colleges dont allow you to fail
>somehow graduate
>apply for jobs
>cant pass IQ and personality tests so get rejected everywhere
>somehow get accepted into a PhD grad program at ANOTHER Ivy League college
>struggle
>everyone knows Im low IQ but still they canât let me fail
>produce the shittiest research ever that ended our research department as everyone left by the end of it
>graduate with a PhD regardless
>apply for jobs
>STILL cant pass those IQ and personality tests, even for McDonalds or Walmart
>100s of rejections later, a hedge fund takes a chance on me just because I have an Ivy League PhD
>skip all the IQ and personality tests as its assumed Iâm a genius with my PhD
>getting paid $150k a year
>place is full of super intelligent chads who lift and stacies with supermodel looks - literally peak of human genetics
>assigned a work buddy who worked at NASA and an Ex-Olympian,
>is a complete science freak and speaks in equations
>pretend I understand what he is saying
>starts drawing some complicated math shit on the white board to devise a trading strategy
>asks me for my opinion
>mfw I dont even understand the math
>just throw some buzz words
>save my skin
>do this for about 1 month and everyone is starting to suspect Im a complete fucking retard
>MD calls me to his office to say Im underperforming (no shit)
>instead, gives me a $20k bonus expecting that will increase my performance
>mfw
I feel like either I continue down my path and eventually get found out I am a complete fucking fraud, or I abandon my entire past, titles and contacts and start a new life with the money Ive earned so far.
