No I'm not joking about any of this and I can post a picture to prove it.

Hey, I live in a flat/dorm type thing (flophouse, basic stuff like the kitchen and bathroom is shared among flatmates) and obviously some hardcore shit is about to happen so I wanna be as isolated as possible. It's a statistical inevitability that is going to drop a steaming load of ARDS poop in my flat toilet, flush the toilet with the lid open and then aerosolise their infectious feces for anyone entering the bathroom to enjoy via either touching surfaces, breathing or having the mucous membranes of their eyes exposed. Also, based on what I've read occurred when everyone exhibiting vomiting and/or diarrhea was sent to another ward full of people who didn't have it at all, I have a feeling the toilet would be AT LEAST as much of a disease trap as the kitchen if not worse.

I do have a particle suit, FFP3 respirator, gloves and airtight goggles, but the suit doesn't have a hole for my backside. Even if I did use them in the toilet, I would just get aerosolised shit in a bathroom not completely exposed to UV radiation all over my protective clothing and I would have to be super anal about spraying myself down with isopropyl in the flat (which is contaminated in this hypothetical anyway) before entering my room, otherwise I would just contaminate myself and everything I touch. There's no way on God's green Earth I'm doing that.