>dude we evolved from apes! we arent colonizers from another planet and we werent created by a """god""" dude. big bang dude, duuuhhh?!
>humans literally have to wear space suits on earth, on their """""homeplanet""""""", space suits being clothing that keeps us warm, that emulates fur, clothing that consists of earth's inhabitant's fur, clothing without which we would die in the cold at night.
>humans have to literally build space bunkers, """"houses"""" that keep us warm so we dont die in the cold at night
>all apes have fur but humans have no fur
>we SOMEHOW evolved from a common ancestor with these apes without fur!! because LULZ SCIENCE XD
>uhmmm i dont know, im kinda bored today (this is mommy nature im quoting right now) why dont i just take away the human's fur so that they have to wear space suits and build space bunkers all the time because LULZ XDD ;DDD