So essentially my penis has a decent curve to the left, and despite the "don't know the cause", "idiopathic" "hormone imbalance during development" retardation you find on most medical websites, I think we all know it correlates with which you masturbate with and is probably caused by the formation of underlying scar tissue. I want to get something that vibrates to break up these adhesions and whatever else, and I've always wanted to try vibrating my penis anyway. What should I get? Am I even on the right track here?

Scientifically speaking.