>>11374111Roughly 45 ton section of a living module for an oil rig up on two gantry cranes in the ceiling being moved so we can work on other parts, the section is almost as large as the workshop we're building it in (we actually had to knock out a wall when we transported it out for final mating) and wearing a fucking helmet means you can't see if you're going to take out every fucking bit of the air system, the power system, fucking everything that we need to work.
Super focused on not fucking this shit up, because it's two cranes and once 45 tons starts moving, you're not fucking stopping that unless you're Bruce Banner on a really fucking bad day.
Up comes Mr. Green Helmet (Health and safety wore those), tapped me really hard in the back as I was working the larger of the two cranes and yells right in my face "WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR HELMET!?" while repeatedly pointing at his.
I almost fucking lost my shit and decked him, there were 12 people on that shift working on that operating alongside me that he endangered by interrupting my razor focused ass.
>>11374127This guy was fucking sub-80 IQ. He was the dumbest fucking asshole in the entire fucking 300 man company and included one slow motherfucker everyone thought had been dropped on the head when he was a kid. The only reason he was health and safety was because nobody else wanted to do the evening classes required to do that shit. Nobody minded him until he started lording it over others and became a fucking hazard himself.
