>>11364349Be prepared to quickly adjust the mic quality. When they ask you hard questions, instead of stuttering like a pussy you just slowly turn the audio quality all the way down, and speak whatever you want, they won't understand what you're saying. Don't increase the quality until they switch the subject. If they ask what's going on, complain about the internet and explain that's one of the reasons why you want the job.
>>11364384That's trying way too hard. Just say before the interview begins "I just wanted to say, before we begin, that I don't take shit from no one. ". They'll know that you are a respectable, solid guy.
