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Stfu, my dog is my only friend.
>She's always waiting for me when I come from work
>snuggles next to me when I lay down
>loves steak and ribs as much as i do
>never judges me
>Doesn't pester me with exhaustive small talk
>never talks or annoys me
>Barks at strangers to keep me safe
>She'll never betray me
If she were a woman, she'd be perfect.
