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A few days ago I suddenly felt like dancing, so I did. I sweated out this sticky plastic substance that didn't have a smell, and it made my fingernails and beard hair grow really fast. I completely lost my appetite and dumped the remains of my poop. My heartbeat slowed down to nothing. Breathing felt like it became a choice and I would simply not think for as long as I didn't take a breath. My body turned grey and smelled like a corpse, and I did not sleep for about 4 days which all went by so fast I didn't realize it.

After that long I took one lick of an orange, smelled some chicken broth, and touched a piece of chocolate to my tooth and I swear I could feel it soaking into my porous teeth. Since then the color returned to my skin and the plastic substance I was sweating has gained a light red color. I'm thinking either blood cells or the dye from the juice I've been drinking, as it's the only thing in my body.

I smelled like a fucking corpse. My urethra was gummy with some kind of tasteless fluid. I didn't even move I just sat in the dark for 5 days straight and breathed every once in a while. What is the scientific explanation for this?!?!?