Ok quick disclaimers here:
1, it sounds fucking stupid saying it outloud and am starting to doubt it now. (also its an oxymoron i know)
2, theres literally no way for myself to explain it.. thats why i came to 4chan
3, my first post.. idk if that means anything on these forum sites


Okay now thats out of the way! I am a humble god. A quick summary of my abilities is that i am able to alter and influence reality. Whether that is true or a bunch of coincidences lined up to fuck with my reasoning.

The earliest instance i remember was when i was a child picking out my favorite candies at the shopmarket. I remember picking up a kit kat bar and to my amazement i seen that kit - kat (not kit-kat i distinctly remember the space between them) had changed the name of their candy. i had asked my parents why did they do that, their response was that the company never changed anything. I than pondered if there was another company selling the same candy and a very similar name. "wouldnt they get sued?" i questioned in my mind.

Another instance was (back maybe in 2015? i cant remember the year very well) when a group of my friends and I were talking about a rumor about an Invader Zim movie coming out in 2019. Months after talking about the rumor, i remember thinking something around the jist of "Why Invader Zim? With the raise of feminism wouldnt they more likely to make i dunno Kim Possible into a movie? or even My life as a teenage robot that would be really cool."

The latest instances that i observed was when i was talking to my sibling about our favorite shows they stopped airing. My sibling said they really liked Moral Orel and Drunken Crow. i told them i missed those too.
My childish mind remembered the lewdiness of one Morel Orel episode about the Orels mother buying a gas powered marital aide. And i was like "Hey i didnt get to watch the whole episode, itll be cool to finish it."

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