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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 08:00:11 2020 No.11321868 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11321870 >>11322179 >>11323674 >>11323678 >>11323745 >>11323772

How common is heart failure from masturbation?
Are there any warning signs or precautions you can take to avoid it?
Asking for a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 08:01:49 No.11321870 Report

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>>11321868
very common 7/10 coomers die from cardiac arrest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 08:03:40 No.11321872 Report

Quoted By: >>11322154

It's just cardio brah, its good for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 08:04:22 No.11321873 Report

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you just need to train for it beforehand, by masturbating more

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 08:16:24 No.11321894 Report

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>>11321870
hope i have time to clear my history

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 09:25:12 No.11321971 Report

Quoted By: >>11322570 >>11323772

Only edging will cause heart failure, the cum will back up and clog your arteries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 10:42:15 No.11322077 Report

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Don't worry anon, paramedics always know how to handle discreetly those cases.
No one will know they found you with your cock in hand in front of your PC.
It's literally part of their job description.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 11:34:05 No.11322154 Report

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>>11321872

>>Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my dude? All you doing is hitting a goddamn golf club. "Oh my god that's a long as birdie man, nice birdie, nice put, and it went 258..." get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my dude? Nobody gives a fuck. It makes dudes fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand... What the fuck are you really doing athletically my dude in fishing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 11:44:29 No.11322179 Report

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>>11321868
Don't coom if you think it hurts you, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2020 15:33:10 No.11322570 Report

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>>11321971

source?

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jan 2020 00:22:56 No.11323665 Report

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jan 2020 00:24:17 No.11323668 Report

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jan 2020 00:27:15 No.11323674 Report

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>>11321868
If your cooming is so intense, prolonged and chronic that its causing organ failure, you should reevaluate your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jan 2020 00:29:37 No.11323678 Report

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>>11321868
common

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jan 2020 00:59:20 No.11323745 Report

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>>11321868
Only if you coom more than 50 times in one night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jan 2020 01:15:09 No.11323772 Report

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>>11321868
>>11321971
I had a bounding pulse on my right foot during orgasm while lying in bed in supine position. What does it mean?

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