>>11320505Boomer here. Ok, boomer.
When I was 23, I bought a Honda scooter. The salesman said that the girls would be begging for a ride. And I didn't mean on the bike.
You know how much pussy I got for the 4 years I owned it? Yeah, none. Zero. Not a fucking hand job. When I got a real job, I bought a pickup and was balls deep in sweet Italian muff 3 weeks later.
Moral of the story, boys and girls? Salesmen will tell you anything to make a sale. Are we learning yet?
