>>11320014>be made of matter>own mass-energy exerts tension in and distorts spacetimeBehold! I can constantly and effortlessly bend spacetime around me and force physical events to happen slightly slower than they would in a vacuum! Radiation passing by or through me actually becomes slightly more redshifted when returning to the cosmos due to my mere presence stretching the very fabric of space. My mere existence exerts an attractive force of non-zero amplitude in every object in the Universe, my power has infinite radius! Cower before my might!
