>>113169791. First acquire the following: mayonaise, two emu eggs, a live aardvark, a copy of "the god delusion" by Richard Dawkins, a porn magazine, milk, a small child, some rope, handcuffs, a gag, a video camera from the 90's, diamond - the hardest metal known to man, the treaty of Westphalia, a sample of Taylor Swifts feces, 10 bottles of Tabasco sauce and a stamped certificate from Cthulhu himself giving you her blessing for marriage.
2. Squeeze the mayonaisse on the egg.
3. ?????
4. Profit.
