Hey, I'm trying to figure out a formula for spending a respectable amount on a whore for anyone's income. Kinda how there is that "X = (Y/2) + 7" formula for people to see how low they can date someone in age before it's creepy (e.g., 16yo = [18yo/2] +7; 20.5yo = [27/2] + 7; etc.).

So a while back I was listening to an old podcast episode where the guest convinced me that hiring a hooker to fuck isn't always shameful. The dude basically convinced me of the concept of "Time is Money" and if you're successful enough it becomes a huge waste for you to waste a night trying to fuck someone at a bar than to just skip to the chase by fucking a hooker: so you can spend the rest of the night doing productive shit again instead of trying to convince someone to touch it the whole night. Anyways, there was one thing I didn't agree with him after I thought about it and that was him stating "No pussy is worth more than $2,000."

At first I agreed, but then I realized for some men that is their entire paycheck if not more. I also realized that for some men, that amount is practically just pennies - almost equivalent to saying "I won't spend more than a dime on a hooker!". So I thought, "OK, how about a simple %? Like 15 - 20%?". IT SEEMED like that was an apt solution: someone makes ~$1,500 a paycheck, that's $225 - $300 spent on an escort. However, I then realized what if someone is really rich and makes something like a $500k paycheck (Christmas Bonuses on Wall Street)? That would be $75,000 to $100k spent on an escort! That's ridiculous!

So I come to you all, with my inferior math-brain, to figure out a formula that men across all incomes can universally use to know when they're respectfully and not respectfully spending on a hooker (a Law for Whores if you will).