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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 21:34:43 2020 No.11296984 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11296998 >>11297009 >>11297111 >>11297272

Do you blame your parents for not turning you into genius ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:37:25 No.11296992 Report

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but i am a genius. perhaps even the smartest person to have ever lived

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:38:08 No.11296993 Report

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fuck no

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ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:39:35 No.11296998 Report

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>>11296984
Since when the fuck did anyone need their parents in order to turn them into a genius? If that's true then let's wage war on ALL parents that chose for their kids to commit suicide or not let them become immortal gang-bang/orgy participants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:40:28 No.11297001 Report

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no because they couldn't have taught me to be a genius

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ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:41:31 No.11297002 Report

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>>11297001
No, you needed the validation of your society because you're fucking worthless otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:44:39 No.11297009 Report

Quoted By: >>11297048

>>11296984
Yes, in part, but ultimately they’re the way they were due to things outside their control.
And seething does no help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:45:41 No.11297014 Report

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No, i blame them for tuning me into a genius. I just want to have a normal life.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:56:00 No.11297048 Report

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>>11297009
>they’re the way they were due to things outside their control
i blame that chimpanzee who fucked up originaly, fuck him now i have to suffer

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ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 21:59:17 No.11297057 Report

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>>11297014
Then you're a genius at blaming others! Congrats, you are not REPERCUSSION FREE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:02:38 No.11297067 Report

Quoted By: >>11297070 >>11299167

I fucking hate my dad and his big dick why the fuck did I have to inherit this???? I hate hate HATE it why god did you curse me?? I can’t shit without my dick getting in the way or in the water i hate my life

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ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:03:24 No.11297070 Report

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>>11297067
Curse you with having a bigger dick than me? What's wrong with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:06:53 No.11297085 Report

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>>11297070
i was just joking, mine isn’t noteworthy
i hope some anons got a chuckle from it

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ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:07:20 No.11297087 Report

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>>11297085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dh_MzO_nU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:16:19 No.11297111 Report

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>>11296984
I'd like to blame the taxpayers that were alive at the time, but then my parents would also be considered part of that group.

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ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:17:02 No.11297113 Report

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>>11297111
Thank fuck! I get to sacrifice you AND your whole family! I guess they can explain to you later why your existence had to come with a price tag.

>Mine didn't!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:18:59 No.11297119 Report

Quoted By: >>11297121 >>11297128

>>11297113
Sacrifices went out of style on this continent some 500 years ago. Wake up.

ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King

ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:19:18 No.11297121 Report

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>>11297119
WELL THEN I GUESS MASS MURDER IT IS!

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ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:20:25 No.11297128 Report

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>>11297119
>>11297121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e5-0t0pTF0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:24:56 No.11297140 Report

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>>11297128
Does your therapist recommend shitposting like this? On the internet, I mean. You seem close to having a stable relationship with your environment. Why bother acting like this on the net as opposed to offline? Do not cite having a reputation. Caring about such a thing with your conditions just serves to block progress.

ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King

ECHS^Imagination_Hive_King Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:26:30 No.11297146 Report

Quoted By: >>11297150

>>11297140
Because I have no fear anywhere. I'm just curious if anyone, anywhere, actually exists outside of the bullshit conversation they carry from place to place.

I mugged an old guy yesterday in public by just screaming at him and everyone just 'flowed' around me like I was in the fucking matrix. It's getting really boring having 100% confidence cheat codes active.

>4chan is my therapist. You guys are expensive to keep running.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:28:07 No.11297150 Report

Quoted By: >>11297151

>>11297146
>Oh man is that a LEMONADE? *GLUG GULP* Yeah you can pass. I'll share this with the others.

Anon, I...

Solivagus(???????)

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Solivagus(???????) Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:28:31 No.11297151 Report

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>>11297140
Also I have no idea why my therapists don't want to be in the same room, Country, or language as me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB7jSFeVz1U

>Why yes, I do eat ass. It's a good reward system I use with my women.

And, again, if reputation means nothing then isn't a therapist just someone who sits and waits until someone else brings them a more sane reason to not sit in a room and listen to other people's bullshit story creation?

>>11297150
Love you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:40:55 No.11297179 Report

Quoted By: >>11297183

>>11297151
Good ones are genuinely interested in understanding, not that they know the answers, but to be someone you’re comfortable enough with to bear the bullshit. They don’t offer solutions like a 4chan magic 8ball thread, they are the solution to the problem of unexpressed thoughts. If you’re lucky they might induce epiphany.
4chan is a decent therapist but it’s not a confidant that ever really knows you, it’s a nebulous collection of shitposters, it can make you feel isolated longterm when nobody substantial really knows you!

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Solivagus(???????) Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:43:19 No.11297183 Report

Quoted By: >>11297186

>>11297179
Okay, now that you've had that realization would you like to settle our bill?

>t.Money/Attention/Time God

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:43:51 No.11297186 Report

Quoted By: >>11297191

>>11297183
I do it for *FREE*

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Solivagus(???????) Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:45:13 No.11297191 Report

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>>11297186
What is ? and what is ???

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???????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:52:43 No.11297207 Report

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HOW THE FUCK DOES ENGLISH WORK!? SERIOUSLY, IS THERE LIKE JUST ONE GUY SOMEWHERE DOING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE WITH ALL THE WORDS THEY THINK OF OR SOMETHING?!

>AlphaGo Programming Pig!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:52:57 No.11297210 Report

Quoted By: >>11297215

>>11297191
I don’t know any runes so i had to look both up
I do “it” (posting to others for my own health and hope) for “free” (wasting my time) and I hope others benefit from it. That being said I spent way too much time posting lately and it’s not good for my health any further, it it ever was at all!

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???????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:54:01 No.11297215 Report

Quoted By: >>11297234 >>11297241

>>11297210
So you steal other people's health and hope for wasting your time, and hope others benefit from your self-centered activities? That's amazing. Does it work?

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???????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 22:55:47 No.11297223 Report

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Oh, I'm a meme mime teacher if the audience is wondering. I only perform for a silence audience. The odd chuckle here or there is welcome but never encouraged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:02:29 No.11297234 Report

Quoted By: >>11297247

>>11297215
I offer my health and time gladly. It’s only a waste of my personal time when it’s not in my health’s interest to reply, like right now. Whatever you feel you are encouraging is similar to what I was with my original reply. I’m sure you wasted less time reading this than I did formulating it, not that my post was ever meant to waste time, more like filing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:05:42 No.11297241 Report

Quoted By: >>11297247

>>11297215
>>11297223
Not that I’m in opposition to whatever you have to say, more like trying to understand what you mean
take care duder

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?????????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:08:42 No.11297247 Report

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>>11297234
So you prefer composing messages rather than consuming them? Then how do you interpret anything or store memory for others to enjoy?

>>11297241
You can keep your fucking care to yourself. That shit leads to cancer, 100%.

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?????????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:13:52 No.11297255 Report

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OH NO! I'M BACK! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

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?????????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:15:04 No.11297258 Report

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I feel like I should just create a shitposting script that clears cookies and fetches a new IP from ISP with modem reset just to maximize my shitposting potential.

>Do you even shitpost?

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?????????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:16:21 No.11297261 Report

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Because it takes the mods longer to actually group and delete my shit in terms of clicks than it does for me to go straight back to shitposting dicks.

>Look ma! I'm raping the youth of all countries and cultures! LOOKIT ME!

Shitposting is a science and mods are the discriminant functions.

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?????????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:18:16 No.11297266 Report

Quoted By: >>11297269

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUxL2TdQBYI

I guess I'll just host shitposting cuck orgies. I'll fuck their women while they engage in MASSIVE SHITPOSTING FOR MAXIMUM GAINZ!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:19:01 No.11297269 Report

Quoted By: >>11297274

>>11297266
Clamped?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:19:29 No.11297272 Report

Quoted By: >>11297274

>>11296984
Yes. I was actually diagnosed as gifted back in elementary school and the child psychologist recommended I be sent to a special institution, but my mother did not want to leave me.
I did well regardless, but every once in a while I wonder what my life would be like if they had sent me to that place.

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?????????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:20:28 No.11297274 Report

Quoted By: >>11297276

>>11297269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmoIHY7Z-k

>>11297272
Oh god! You were diagnosed as a child?! I AM SO SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE US FOR EVER HAVING AN OPINION!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:21:31 No.11297276 Report

Quoted By: >>11297283

>>11297274
Vaccinated?

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?????????????? Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:23:58 No.11297283 Report

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>>11297276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9mBGrE80Q4

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Coy God Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:28:23 No.11297292 Report

Quoted By: >>11297300

>he understands the value of shitposting

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God of The Aforementioned Attention Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:30:51 No.11297300 Report

Quoted By: >>11297311

>>11297292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpLDMsYCoAs

>Goes back to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

For I am Solivagus, The reason why S is divine and shall always be mine. Welcome, to the true beginning of the meme timeline.

Coy God

Coy God Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:34:46 No.11297311 Report

Quoted By: >>11297315 >>11297319

>>11297300
I am Andrew, superlative normie and regular guy.

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God of The Aforementioned Attention Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:35:51 No.11297315 Report

Quoted By: >>11297319 >>11297334

>>11297311
Now he's the anachronistic affable guy!

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God of The Aforementioned Attention Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:36:53 No.11297319 Report

Quoted By: >>11297334

>>11297311
>>11297315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-6xk4W6N20

Well, because you have to see that there is at least 'one' joke in every communique, but it is never to 'squash you flat and then run away'.

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God of The Aforementioned Attention Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:38:27 No.11297326 Report

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Yes, genuinely the only kink that I have is argumentation. Meaning that I in conjunction with one or multiple partners engage in communication and recitation of an input/output cycle until we ejaculate or perform defenestration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:40:06 No.11297334 Report

Quoted By: >>11297338

>>11297319
>>11297315
It’s okay duder I like jokes even if they go over my head, you didn’t offend me

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God of The Aforementioned Attention Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:41:05 No.11297338 Report

Quoted By: >>11297362

>>11297334
Never thought I did, just didn't want you to take up my mantle of DEATH, divine and true.

It's just, aren't I fucking due a holiday too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:44:49 No.11297352 Report

Quoted By: >>11297365

and stay the fuck out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:47:32 No.11297362 Report

Quoted By: >>11297365 >>11297369

>>11297338
Take a break duder we’ve organized it into shift work now using unions.
In all seriousness I wish I could answer your question but I am but a simple man

God of The Aforementioned Attention

God of The Aforementioned Attention Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:47:56 No.11297365 Report

Quoted By: >>11297369

>>11297352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PjqxpRbwW0

I am the one all can hear, no matter how far away they get.

>Y'all are now WURUNDJERI FUCK PETS.

>>11297362
Then work faster? Fucking hell, what are you guys? Like, how fast does it take for you to finish jerking off? That's how quick you need to be.

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God of The Aforementioned Attention Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:49:08 No.11297369 Report

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>>11297362
>>11297365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ

>First wife was Jewish, she married me for an Australian Green Card.

>Second wife is Chinese, first-born daughter I had with her.

>Third wife = NANI?!!?!?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2020 19:40:25 No.11299167 Report

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>>11297067
T. tranny?

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