Reasons to learn organic chemistry:
So you can help society get closer to curing diseases and help people? Nope, gay
To contribute to the knowledge of society? Ewww... even more gay
To learn about the wonders of the universe, the matter that surrounds us and we interact with every day? GAYYYYY
Distraction from the existential horror of being circumcised? Yup
BEing circumcised means you can jack off 10 times a day and never be satisfied. IT feels like something is missing from the penis. It turns you into a MAD SCIENTIST!!!!!!!! AND HAVING A CHEMISTRY LAB IN YOUR PARENTS GARAGE IS THE ONLY DISTRACTION FROM THE HORROR!!!!!!!@@@@@!@!!
So you can help society get closer to curing diseases and help people? Nope, gay
To contribute to the knowledge of society? Ewww... even more gay
To learn about the wonders of the universe, the matter that surrounds us and we interact with every day? GAYYYYY
Distraction from the existential horror of being circumcised? Yup
BEing circumcised means you can jack off 10 times a day and never be satisfied. IT feels like something is missing from the penis. It turns you into a MAD SCIENTIST!!!!!!!! AND HAVING A CHEMISTRY LAB IN YOUR PARENTS GARAGE IS THE ONLY DISTRACTION FROM THE HORROR!!!!!!!@@@@@!@!!
