Together we shall compile the penultimate list of primitive behaviors.
>holding elevator doors open even when people are already in the sensor path
>walking slowly on the left side of the path
>buying something that is "on sale" and thinking you actually got a discount
>buying name brand products
>body "art"
>thinks a minimum wage increase means their real earning power will increase as well
>justifies purchasing fancy additions for their house because "it increases the home value"
>can't edit a PDF
>uses cash and holds up the whole line
>pronounces "espresso"; "ex-presso"
>when the traffic signal turns green it takes them approximately 7 seconds to begin moving
>in the winter their car is covered in snow except for a small porthole that looks directly in front
>gets in a physical fight after a car accident, unable to contain emotions
>drinks alcohol and smokes
>masturbates daily to porn
>goes to Olive Garden for a fancy night out
>breathing heavy/mouth breather
>tries to get into an elevator before everyone has exited(applies to other transit systems)
>holding elevator doors open even when people are already in the sensor path
>walking slowly on the left side of the path
>buying something that is "on sale" and thinking you actually got a discount
>buying name brand products
>body "art"
>thinks a minimum wage increase means their real earning power will increase as well
>justifies purchasing fancy additions for their house because "it increases the home value"
>can't edit a PDF
>uses cash and holds up the whole line
>pronounces "espresso"; "ex-presso"
>when the traffic signal turns green it takes them approximately 7 seconds to begin moving
>in the winter their car is covered in snow except for a small porthole that looks directly in front
>gets in a physical fight after a car accident, unable to contain emotions
>drinks alcohol and smokes
>masturbates daily to porn
>goes to Olive Garden for a fancy night out
>breathing heavy/mouth breather
>tries to get into an elevator before everyone has exited(applies to other transit systems)
