Guys I need your help. I really need to know the coefficient of friction of an average cheeseburger. Are there any anons out there that have access to
1. A normal cheeseburger
2. A scale
3. A force gauge
If so, can you please weigh and measure the amount of horizontal force required to move a burger across a tabletop. I'd do it myself but I don't have any of those things and I'm too retarded to drive. Can someone please help me out here?