>>11263191Very mild intoxication flexes your dendrites, making them more limber, which helps ward off dementia. Drinking too much flexes your dendrites, but they tend to stay in that position more and more, reducing your mental speeds among other things. Basically, drink one glass of red wine a day for dat flex and dose antioxidents, but don't have more. There are however, other ways to do this via food, but I'm not telling you what those are.
