>>11248248Well, we already put dudes on Luna and we didn't get apocalypsed. So here are our options:
-Moons don't count, relativistic pale horses kill anyone enroute to a new planet
-Uninhabitable planets don't count, pale horses kill anyone enroute to Terra 2 Electric boogaloo
-The Abrahamic god set the game up and threw the dice, but he underestimated us and we dab on his faggot face and colonize, god has scrambled eggs all over his face
-The Abrahamic god set the game up and threw the dice, but he underestimated us and we dab on his faggot face and colonize, then we kill god
-Religion is fairy tales and we all end up sinking into a void of nothingness
