>>11242291A mathematician would not say that. To be true to life, one would have to introduce another character into the story; an engineer who is too dumb to be fluent in math and thus must settle for a vague recollection of elementary paradoxes he picked up from a few jewtube videos.
In this honest story, the mathematician would not set his eyes on a retarded femoid, but allow instead his evening entertainment to comprise of watching two equally retarded engineers try to generalize their satisfactory education to the chess game that is seducing a woman. The mathy engineer would bring up Zeno's paradox and salivate and the mouth thinking about if his penis is large enough even if he had somehow overcome the dilemma of getting over to the girl. While this is transpiring, the other engineer, who has studied nothing but elementary methods in math (none of which he has proven himself) which got him through engineering, goes up to the female and strikes a conversation about his upbringing and moment he realized he was built for engineering. The female, who had been raised in a troubled household herself, resonates with the gutsy engineering and the rest of the conversation seems to flow naturally. As the night comes to a close, the mathy engineer finds his way to the bar and orders as much liquor that he can afford in order not to remember the night's embarrassment. On the other side of the counter, the chad mathematician has managed a great big grin as he begins to realize the moment he has been waiting for is at the front step; the female and the (now) engineer friend are enjoying each others' presence but something seems off- she occasionally pulls out her phone and taps her screen with both sets of her fingers as to send numerous sms messages to someone. While the mathematician is well acquitted with this sort of scenario that is so common among engineers, he allows for events to transpire naturally.
