>>11241333This reminds me of something that "zapped" me onto a near prostate. The prime minister of Israel released enchanted holy seagles to my direct location, across China specifically. When it arrived I was strolling around on a beach, it was muggy and cloudy. The one seagle walked up to and started speaking in hebrew mixed with some spanish. I could not decifer any of what it was saying to me it was a bunch bologna but it said something along the lines of "Did you meat your hand?" Because I remember jacking off an hour before exactly and lt told me "The IDF are unpleased with how you slap around like that with that much friction" Then it flew away and told me an incel prophecy. People avoid me like the plague. I relised the Chinese and IDF are correlating with each other to destroy me because I accidentally said sonething that endangered Israeli lives, shit about social credits being a scam and American freedom being "unconstitutional" and "unlawful"
