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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 05:21:07 2019 No.11234962 View Reply Original Report

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What's your Plan B?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:21:38 No.11234963 Report

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>>11234962
pic related

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:22:25 No.11234965 Report

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Become a priest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:23:10 No.11234966 Report

Quoted By: >>11234979

>tenure application rejected

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:24:00 No.11234968 Report

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>>11234965
or Monk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:25:08 No.11234971 Report

Quoted By: >>11234972 >>11234988 >>11235121

>>11234962
Live in a van. Travel the country. Do drugs. Explore the outdoors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:25:26 No.11234972 Report

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>>11234971
Why aren't you doing this now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:25:57 No.11234975 Report

Quoted By: >>11235097

>>11234962
crime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:26:50 No.11234979 Report

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Failed academics call it "working in industry" but this is just a fancy way of saying >>11234966

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:30:37 No.11234982 Report

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Found my own University using my savings and a loan from my parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:34:09 No.11234988 Report

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>>11234971
This is not a plan B unless you already have money.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:35:25 No.11234989 Report

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>>11234962
skip plan B and go straight to plan S.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZODpwUXd61s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:39:42 No.11234998 Report

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>>11234963
That only ensures infinite suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:49:25 No.11235010 Report

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>>11234962
>>>/b/

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:52:08 No.11235014 Report

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Cut off all ties with all friends and family and move to a nice comfy cabin in the Alaskan wilderness. I'll make a living off of trapping and wood carving. Money won't be much of an issue since bartering is common place up there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 05:57:50 No.11235023 Report

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>>11235014
>I'll make a living off of trapping and wood carving.
No you won't.
Why would you do this whenever you can just collect disability for $1000/month + you get the yearly Alaska Dividend + free welfare fuel. You're a moron that doesn't know how to game the system.
>Money won't be much of an issue since bartering is common place up there.
Absolute retard.

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El Arcón Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:09:06 No.11235034 Report

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A lot of people are going to cling to their plan A for too long, and then the guys in the balaclavas are going to jump out of the UFOs and snatch them and bind their hands, and then will have a sick feeling in their stomachs when they realize that Plan B is no longer an option and they were too greedy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:14:38 No.11235042 Report

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Freelance Graphic Design. It helps that I do it on the side anyway.
I also never thought of a plan B before OP, so thanks for the reminder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:23:39 No.11235055 Report

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>>11234989
what on earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:23:59 No.11235058 Report

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>>11234962
I only have a plan H:
Heroin and homelessness

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:29:58 No.11235070 Report

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>>11235055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHrNBeYcN8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:31:16 No.11235073 Report

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>>11234965
are you the theology major from the /phd/ thread a while back

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:31:17 No.11235074 Report

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>>11234962
Casting Firaga Ultima and hoping for the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:33:05 No.11235077 Report

Quoted By: >>11235097

I'm an atmospheric science major, so I'll probably just move to Oklahoma and have people pay me to take them on stormchasing ride-alongs. If that doesnt work I'll just lock myself into a remote cabin until I've solved climate change or starved to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:38:40 No.11235084 Report

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>>11234962

Eat gold and become a necron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:40:36 No.11235087 Report

Quoted By: >>11235097

Move to Africa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:45:07 No.11235097 Report

Quoted By: >>11235116

>>11234975
Dis nigga finna be selling sum bootleg ass Stewart calculus to some broke ass students.
>aye yo undergrad you want some cheap textbooks?
>>11235077
solve? you mean like stop emitting shit into the system and waiting the billions of years for it to naturally fix itself?
>>11235087
come to Uganda and live in my monastery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:51:55 No.11235105 Report

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>>11235055
how.new.ru

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:55:13 No.11235109 Report

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>>11234962
It is to give up on plan A. The movement you neen is on your shoulder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:57:59 No.11235115 Report

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>>11234962
Suicide and hope I cease to exist forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:58:23 No.11235116 Report

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>>11235097

>>11235097
>solve? you mean like stop emitting shit into the system and waiting the billions of years for it to naturally fix itself?
No, I mean by mapping out precisely how to geoengineer the atmosphere so that human carbon emissions have no effects on climatic conditions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 06:59:01 No.11235118 Report

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>>11234998
How so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:00:23 No.11235121 Report

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>>11234971
Based?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 09:38:26 No.11235292 Report

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plan b is med school

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