Alright quantum fags explain me this:

The total energy of the universe is 0.
I am applying the schrodinger equation to the entire universe but I being the observer must keep myself out of the calculation so I subtract my energy from the total energy. This means the time evolution of the wavefunction of the universe is now proportional to (0-m)c^2 where `m` is my mass. Now this is bizzarre why should it work that way?

Also while you are at it can you please explain how to write proper LaTeX on this board thanks.