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Your name is Matt. This is true of many of you. A really high number. Improbably high.

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 02:21:18 2019 No.11226824 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11226848 >>11226857

Matt’s, step forward, please. Would you kindly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:23:31 No.11226831 Report

Quoted By: >>11226835

Your name is 666

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:25:03 No.11226835 Report

Quoted By: >>11226839 >>11226844

>>11226831
No it’s Shawn, remember the idea of me?

I’m the only non Matt in this board. Ask yourself this question. Are you a Matt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:26:17 No.11226839 Report

Quoted By: >>11226846

>>11226835
*burp* I'm the only non-morty on the board, are you a rick?

buuuuuuurrrrrrrp

God's not real morty just peel that bandage off now sooner rather than later burrrp im bickle rick haha reddit

>>11226835
Go fuck yourself idiot. You've always been stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:27:40 No.11226844 Report

Quoted By: >>11226848 >>11226851

>>11226835

Your name is actually 666 but you don't know what it means...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:27:56 No.11226846 Report

Quoted By: >>11226848 >>11226852

>>11226839

Are you a Matt or not? And how many men have you killed in real life? How big was your dick in real life? Would you be so kind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:29:05 No.11226848 Report

Quoted By: >>11226854

>>11226846

This isn't a simulation idiot. Where's your evidence or proof that it is? There's actually proof against this being a simulation if anything.

>>11226824

Thanks for the 4 btw

>>11226844

Thanks for the 44 lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:29:54 No.11226851 Report

Quoted By: >>11226855

>>11226844

I am not the end of men.

You were. Remember that? You frothing addict. Would you kindly tell me what your name is, how many men you’ve killed, and tell me whether you were a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:30:14 No.11226852 Report

Quoted By: >>11226855 >>11226859

>>11226846

The world is a self-aware quantum environment made of field excitation idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:31:32 No.11226854 Report

Quoted By: >>11226860

>>11226848

You have always been a doppledanger of a man who was once present in real life. He’s dead now.

The proof is that every single god damned man on this board is named Matt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:31:41 No.11226855 Report

Quoted By: >>11226864

>>11226851

Thanks for the timestamp 4.

666 is not the end of men, you are putting words in my mouth you stupid fucking idiotic schizophrenic maniac.

You are 666, not the end of men, just another man.

I haven't killed anybody you stupid psychopathic fucking idiot.

>>11226852
Thanks for the timestamp 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:32:09 No.11226857 Report

Quoted By: >>11226871

>>11226824
Matt as in a reflection or I'm not bound to a name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:32:54 No.11226859 Report

Quoted By: >>11226862

>>11226852

I have a lot to learn but I’m a 6 month old baby.

You were over 50 years old, and rich beyond belief. You were an addict all your life. Thanks Matt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:33:07 No.11226860 Report

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>>11226854

That's not proof you stupid fucking idiot. It's a logical fallacy to state that your proof is the claim itself.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Not everybody on this board is named matt, you are making that up and then claiming it's your proof, even if they were all named matt that wouldn't necessarily be proof of your other claims at all, not any of them.

Now get out. Go fuck off to >>>/x/ where you are more welcome but the mods will still ban you there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:34:13 No.11226862 Report

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>>11226859

You have a lot of reality checks to go through, nothing you say makes sense and you aren't being reasonable like I am.
I'm being reasonable and you're just spewing shit like you always do to me.

Thanks for the timestamp 4 again you fucking stupid idiot. You aren't 6 months old, that is impossible and it's against the rules of the site you need to be 18 to post on here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:34:55 No.11226864 Report

Quoted By: >>11226869

>>11226855

Thanks for the doublethink, Matt.

I have half a brain.

Again. Every. Single. Man. On. This. Board. Is. A. Matt.

How many men have you killed. In. REAL. Life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:36:15 No.11226868 Report

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Not. A. Single. Man. Is. Denying. Being. Named. Matt.

You. Idiots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:36:49 No.11226869 Report

Quoted By: >>11226873

>>11226864
You didn't even read my post you stupid idiot. This is real life. The claim that this is real life is just as valid as your claim that it's not, becuase we are both just shitting out of our mouths except you are making a claim that has even less evidence than mine.

Like always.

Thanks for the 4 again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:37:48 No.11226871 Report

Quoted By: >>11226872 >>11226875

>>11226857

Your inspiration is a Matt. And the actual you is a Matt. Here. Your name is Matt. Is it not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:39:06 No.11226872 Report

Quoted By: >>11226878

>>11226871

Thanks for the 71.

Matt comes from a biblical name, so you are integrating Christianity into your LARP but not crediting it or acknowledging it?

How can your headcanon involve a Christian-dependent name without depending on Christianity fool?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:39:31 No.11226873 Report

Quoted By: >>11226877

>>11226869

This is not an argument with a proof. A man named Eric gave certain words power over you.

Matt (your name), you are a virgin.

I’ll do this all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:40:29 No.11226875 Report

Quoted By:

>>11226871
Matt is Matt
I'm the creator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:40:30 No.11226877 Report

Quoted By:

>>11226873

Of course you'll do it all day, which is why you're insane. Where is your evidence or even a hint of proof or rationality in your claims like I am making?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:41:00 No.11226878 Report

Quoted By: >>11226883 >>11226886

>>11226872

Every man on this board is a PRACTICING Christian.
I am a secular Jew.

Cool in the waterway. Where the baptized drown.

Are you a Christian? Matt, you are a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:45:15 No.11226883 Report

Quoted By: >>11226896

>>11226878

Here I'll explain how rationality works, well you are saying that everybody is named "Matt" well that doesn't seem very likely does it?

A claim I have is that a man named Evan asserted that there are different types of intelligence or geniuses, now does that seem like a valid claim? For Evan's existence? No. But the claim that I am making makes sense about different types of intelligence? So why should I expect you to believe in the other claim? I don't, but you expect me to believe in your baseless claim and you won't even consider my founded claims. Another thing Evan noted is that mental disorders can arise in the brain, like you have one for example, and you aren't able to see (apparently) that you aren't thinking properly, there is something that went wrong somewhere in the part of your brain that was intended to think rationally, the reason for this? Well there could be many.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:46:35 No.11226886 Report

Quoted By: >>11226892

>>11226878
>Every man on this board is a practicing Christian
If only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:48:07 No.11226887 Report

Quoted By: >>11226894

Matt, you don’t need to sleep.

You are a virgin in real life, and also here. You are a VR addict. I am a sex addict. I understand. I have an overactive hypothalamus. I cannot help it.

While you were posting here I was in the gym, and having sex in the sauna. I know how you felt in real life.

It’s really awful.

There are no non Matt’s here. Give me a non Matt name in the first person. You can’t without lying.

If you don’t leave Eric you will lose everything you have here. I am doing all I can. Maybe it’s not enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:49:13 No.11226892 Report

Quoted By:

>>11226886

Are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:49:41 No.11226894 Report

Quoted By: >>11226898 >>11226905

>>11226887

You are losing your mind that's what you're doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:50:14 No.11226896 Report

Quoted By: >>11226901

>>11226883

Your name is not Evan. It is Matt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:50:43 No.11226898 Report

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>>11226894

Thanks for the 4 lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:51:44 No.11226901 Report

Quoted By: >>11226904 >>11226910

>>11226896
Thanks for the timestamp 4 but I am not schizophrenic like you are lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:52:46 No.11226904 Report

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>>11226901

Thanks for the timestamp 44.

Lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:52:50 No.11226905 Report

Quoted By: >>11226911

>>11226894

Matt, a man chooses. A slave obeys. You are a slave to Eric and his conditioning.

I am going to give you one last chance. Leave Eric or suffer the same fate as him. I don’t want to argue with you. This is not a philosophical treatise... it is reality. You and I both know that.

You were never even as good a student as me in my body. You were not as good an anything. Why is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:55:18 No.11226910 Report

Quoted By: >>11226912

>>11226901

Okay. Then you are dead. Worse than dead. Matt.

I am not as nice as David because my mother is not as nice as David. You manipulated me my entire life but you didn’t do a very good job. You were never a threat to anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:55:19 No.11226911 Report

Quoted By: >>11226927

>>11226905

Know we don't both "know" anything you stupid idiot.

I'm not Matt.

Eric doesn't exist.

You are a slave to your delusions not me.

You didn't give me any chances you stupid liar fuck wad.

Eric doesn't exist and he never suffered any fate because he's not real.

You aren't arguing with me you are just making a one-sided argument for yourself and not even acknowledging what I'm saying unlike what I am doing for you.

It's not reality idiot.

The worst case scenario is that you are actually pretending to be a schizo right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 02:56:21 No.11226912 Report

Quoted By:

>>11226910
I've never spoken to you or manipulated you before but it's not legal to make vague death threats like you just did to me so have fun in a padded cell where you belong you freak.

Why don't you get a lobotomy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 03:01:13 No.11226927 Report

Quoted By:

>>11226911
We all know you're the only one here pretending to be schizo, Matthew.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 03:04:14 No.11226935 Report

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>36 replies
>3 posters
irl name isnt matthew, btw. its cooper.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 05:02:46 No.11227155 Report

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I am definitely a Matt. Is quorum sensing a real thing? Is this /b/

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