IQ and penis size are literally inversely proportionate.

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I work in one of the highest IQ places of science in the world, a collection of scientists wherein every individual has an IQ of 150 compared to the general populace.

Our biggest dick is a 5.5. He just happens to be autistic, our highest IQ haver (a 150 among 150s), our hardest worker, and he doesn’t really care about his dick size. His name is David. Our second biggest is a 4.7. The rest are modest to small.

The odds of this distribution occurring with 41 men in a society with an average penis size of 5.2 inches? Without some additional information given... it’s 1 in a million.

My theory is that small penised men are just.... really, really, motivated. For the purpose of this thread I’m outing myself as a small penis haver, by the way.