Jesus was born on the tenth night of the third month on the year "1 AD." And when he came to his followers he was several years younger than 30 but they rounded his age to "about thirty" to make him seem older than he was and more mature. The bible was edited and changed heavily by those who were intolerant of Jesus's beliefs, people who resemble dogmatists twisted the bible to their own moral views but kept some things in there that were part of the original message. The person who compiled all the books of the bible hated the religion and he purposefully selected the order that he thought would "brainwash" the most people, and a few other easter eggs he put in there. Also, the writer of Revelation (me) said "How then shall the people of the future know that we in the past knew of animals without learning about them in school? For in the future humans will learn about the different species of animals in schools but we have no such daily experience that we should know the name of every animal, for then in the future the past will be altered to justify the present, and what is true now will be changed to justify the future." And celestial entity number 2 came to him and said "I am the A and the Z, the beginning and the middle and the ending, the starting and the present and the finish line and thou shalt write this in the past so that it may be read in the future" and so I wrote what he told me in the scroll which upon I was writing. And so the religion which was true was altered to deceive. And the third celestial entity came to many scientists and mathematicians like Ramanujan, she was a tall African woman who could be erroneously thought of as Indian due to her appearance. And she killed Ramanujan for violating their "blood-pact" agreement before he violated it, she knew that he was going to and she killed him for it. Then the fourth celestial entity came to me to warn about the Notre Dame burning down but we kept it vague to test the faith.
