>>11219810Top 10 top 10 reasons (science) goats are the best:
1: they have horns, and not just one horns, but two
2: they have at least 2 hooves, both of which are cool. Scientists are yet to confirm if they are "radical".
3: they catfish jihadi John on the daily. He is bad and he deserves to suffer so a goat breaking his heart is one epic win in my book!
4: Jews don't like them
5: I don't like Jews
6: pick up sticks
7: fur, they have fur. and a lot of it. Studies show that this fur can be brown, white, gray, or white!
8: goats can smell
9: they can smell good
10: honestly I really like them because they make people happy and that makes me happy. Studies show
