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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 15:49:16 2019 No.11217393 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11217398 >>11217403 >>11219242 >>11219639

Would my old man organs and tissue bring in enough money to pay for the cryogenic freezing of my brain, to be revived in the far future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 15:50:32 No.11217398 Report

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>>11217393
the jokes on you. you are already cryogenically frozen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 15:52:25 No.11217403 Report

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>>11217393
No, literally not worth enough to pay for your burial, let alone anything fancy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 16:01:32 No.11217418 Report

Quoted By: >>11217438 >>11217548 >>11219336

What stops cryogenic companies from just turning you off and replacing you with the next customer once you have no relatives left to check up on you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 16:11:09 No.11217438 Report

Quoted By: >>11219336 >>11219375

>>11217418
Historical value as a museum oddity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 16:57:48 No.11217548 Report

Quoted By: >>11218312

>>11217418
A contract and an attorney.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 22:14:14 No.11218312 Report

Quoted By: >>11219235 >>11219641

>>11217548
>A contract and an attorney.
a-hahahahahaha. *wipes away tear*
That's a good one, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 04:22:04 No.11219235 Report

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>>11218312
That's how the real world works, retard. You pay a firm to protect your interests for at least this many years, and it's in their best interests to follow up on that shit because breach of contract suits are lucrative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 04:23:23 No.11219242 Report

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>>11217393
They gonna harvest your organs and give them to zoomers who actually want to be alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 05:03:07 No.11219336 Report

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>>11217438
>>11217418
freezer geezer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 05:17:39 No.11219375 Report

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>>11217438
Bravo.
That.
THAT IS COMEDY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 08:16:43 No.11219639 Report

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>>11217393
BusinessInsider sez:
>a broker can sell a donated human body for about $3000 to $5000, though prices sometime top $10,000
Your "old man organs" would be at the bottom of this scale,
and cryogenic brain storage is $25,000 or more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 08:18:22 No.11219641 Report

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>>11218312
>being this ignorant of civil law
The absolute state of edgamacation.

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