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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 07:26:03 2019 No.11203900 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11203971 >>11204182 >>11204218 >>11204415

I think i've found a glitch in the simulation.
According to a few sources on the interwebz, its possible to survive off your own cum

Anyone confirm this is legit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:30:44 No.11203904 Report

Quoted By: >>11203912

There's a difference in the extra energy exerted masturbating and the energy your body needs to stay alive. You still spend around 2000 kcal of energy a day even if you sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:37:04 No.11203912 Report

Quoted By: >>11204209

>>11203904
well yeah your need to eat about 90 cumshots to get your surplus calories up to like 1800 or so

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:49:16 No.11203930 Report

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The average 5'10"-6'2" healthy male who works out, and doesn't sit in bed all day (walks a few miles, takes the stairs, does cardio 3 times a week, and lifts weights) has a TDEE between 2500-3000 calories, even the biggest fagots would have trouble getting that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 08:17:43 No.11203971 Report

Quoted By: >>11204121 >>11204156

>>11203900
>The average session only lasts six minutes
What the fuck kind of people did they survey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 10:28:13 No.11204121 Report

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>>11203971
normal people that aren't coomers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 11:00:24 No.11204156 Report

Quoted By: >>11204171

>>11203971
kek just opening all my phub and image tabs takes like 40 min

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 11:13:58 No.11204171 Report

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>>11204156
>Browser
Real coomers have terabytes worth of downloaded porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 11:23:41 No.11204182 Report

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>>11203900
>The Sun

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Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 11:42:44 No.11204209 Report

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>>11203912
A bit more than that.
Considering you lose 20 cal per fap, and produce 25 cal worth of cum per fap. You'd have 5 cal per fap to work with. You'd need to eat about 400 shots to reach your daily quota, and that's considering you can even produce 2 litres of cum each day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 11:50:40 No.11204218 Report

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>>11203900
There are no "glitches in the simulation" because we aren't in one, schizo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Dec 2019 14:22:40 No.11204415 Report

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>>11203900
>actual cumbrains now making shitty OP on /sci/
Bring back flattards

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