>>11203124You got infected by a mysterious and fatal disease called:
You will slowly turn a foul brown color resembling the hue of a turd and slowly but surely become increasingly violent until you eventually cant control your actions any longer and find yourself robbing your local 7-11 at gun point or beating the ever living shit out of your girlfriend.
A notable side effect/debuff is that if you ever have a child you'll have a subconscious and involuntary strong repulsion towards it, making you leave the town where the child will be raised forever after telling its mother you're going to get a pack of cigarettes, this is of course uncontrollable.
