>>11188299I've seen some posts about radiation already but I'd say ingesting any of alpha emitters in the uranium decay chain or breathing in lots of radon. Stuff like uranyl acetate, thorium nitrate, or radium shouldn't be hard to get. You could probably buy some antique uranium glass, crush it up into a fine powder and inhale small amounts of it. You can rent out basements in all brick houses, keep your windows closed and smoke three packs of cigarettes a day. Radon and cigarette smoke of a synergistic effect. I've also read that getting fucked in the ass increases the risk of anal cancer. So what I would do is get some uranyl acetate dissolve it in acidic solution (literally white vinegar will work) and drink it. Make sure you look up toxicity of natural uranium, you dont want to poison yourself. You could look up the occupational exposure limits for nuclear plant workers and base your dose off that. Then rent out an old basement and pay men to fuck you in the ass all day. Maybe make a craigslist add asking for men with genital warts. I'm pretty sure HPV is correlated with increased cancer risk. Best of luck OP.
